Opening Number ends.
You hear Grizz’s voice trying to find his way to the stage.
As he enters the box, the lights come on. Grizz then notices everyone.

GRIZZ: Hello!? Hellooooooo....? Excuse me sir, I am looking for the Academy of Music.....Don’t
look at me that way, you know....the Academy of Music, in Northampton, it sorta looks
like......Ohhhhhh! Wowee! I made it! And just in time, I hope to be the emcee for the Oompa
Loompa Oktoberfest featuring Monkey Rodeo.....or, the Junior Miss Scholarship
Program...whichever comes first!  And since I am here and in this lovely box, I must’ve already
got the job! Hooray for me! That was easy......
Jen: wait a minute....who are you!?
Grizz: I’m Grizz and I’m the emcee.....who are you!?
Jen: I am Jen Hackworth, last year’s winner.....
Grizz: Ladies, and Gentlemen, Miss, Jennifer Hackworth! Thank you Jen! Now, on with the
show....
Jen: no you can’t be the emcee, Dave Madsen and Bill Hess are! What did you do with Bill
and Dave!

Just then Phantom of the Opera chords play. Jen freezes and panics looking about the theater. The
Phantom Sheep slowly rises into the box next to Grizz and turns around with evil look.

Grizz: akkk! It’s the Phantom Sheep!
Sheep: (as music ends) BAAahahahahahahahaha! (evil laugh over to Jen. Jen is startled) Hello, I
am the Phantom Sheep! I lurk in the hearts of men, I am hiding in the shadows....(Sheep then
turns to Grizz) Grizz? What are you doing here!?
Grizz: I am the emcee of today’s Junior Miss Program!
Sheep: What!? No, I don’t think they will let you.
Grizz: Hey! I’m gonna be the emcee, and I think they are gonna let me because Its been my life
long dream and I even bought this new snazzy suit!
Sheep: That is the outfit you always wear!
Grizz: I know! That’s because I never knew the actual day my dream would come true! And
lookee me, all dressed up and ready to go!....and on with the show! Hello Everyone, I am Grizz
and welcome to our show.....
Sheep: No, Grizz, you can not be the emcee, The Dave Madsen is an emcee....
Grizz: Okay, Hello Everyone, I’m Dave Madsen.....
Sheep: No, Grizz....you can not be Dave Madsen.
Grizz: ohhhhhhhh, ....why not!?
Sheep: (pause, then look at audience) because I am Dave Madsen!....hello, Eveyone, I am Dave
Madsen....
Grizz: ....And I’m Beth Carroll, our top story tonight....
Sheep: No, Grizz, the Beth Carroll...she is not here.
Grizz: No?
Sheep: No, The Bill Hess is....It is Dave Madsen and Bill Hess....
Grizz: who is Bill Hess?
Sheep: He was that big guy backstage, you did not recognize him because he’s on the radio....
Grizz: Oh! but I know what my radio looks like, its big and has some kicking speakers. I like to
listen to some cooool music. “I let the dogs out! woo-woo!....
Sheep: Okay, let’s try this again....Hello! I am Dave Madsen...
Grizz: ...And I’m Bill Texaco!....
Sheep: No no no no...wrong gas station...Hess! Hess! Not Texeeco! Dave Madsen and Bill
Hess.....why are you so confused, we just saw them backstage.....
Jen: Wait!? What? You guys know where Bill and Dave are!? Where did you last see
them....(she starts to go over to the noises as Bill and Dave are tied up)
Sheep: Who is she? is she after our gig too!?
Grizz: That’s Jen, and she’s my friend!
Sheep: Wait, where is she going? Hello? Jenneefer....do not go over there, there may be a scary
monster! Grizz....hurry, let’s get on with the show....
Grizz: and I am Dave Madsen....
Sheep: And I am Bill Hess, no wait and, I am Dave Madsen....
Grizz: you are Dave Madsen AND Bill Hess!?
(Bill and Dave are revealed, the Sheep and Grizz act “surprised” with phoney banter.
“ohhhh....that’s Bill Hess and Dave Madsen! Ohhhhh, we’re sooo sorry, we didnt know, we
thought they were robbers......etc etc.”)

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