1. Continue on my quest to lose weight
2. Be the subject of a episode of Modern Marvels
3. Support the Red Sox as they go for another World Series title
4. Win my party's nomination in New Hampshire and Iowa
5. Check out of rehab
6. Register to vote
7. Win a gold medal in the 2008 Olympics
8. It has been three years, so I will demand there be a new Star Wars film
9. Give up waiting in line for the New Guns and Roses CD
10. Get a bigger aquarium for my pet sea monster
11. Star in the Broadway version on Gigli
12. Buy a wrist brace. Between my sex life and Wii, I need a little support.
13. Have Oprah say my name, so that I will be as big in the USA as I am in Japan
14. Become right handed
15. Harness my ability with "The Force" to win in Skee-ball
16. Start a career as a movie critic, each review will end, "If I wanted to see a (genre) film starring (actor/actress), I would video tape myself taking a dump"
17. Get an internship as the Wal-Mart greeter
18. Produce the new show "Solitaire with the Stars"
19. Check back into rehab for consistently checking out of rehab
20. Discover the undisclosed location of reality shows, it is either studio D or G
21. Move into an apartment with Billy Dee Williams
22. Make resolutions for the following year

As always this is only preliminary list, I do reserve the right to add and/or subtract from this list as time passes.
Thank you all for reading my resolutions, and I hope your resolutions reach for stars as well.
I keep it real, and so should you.
-Jeff
 
 
 

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