Doggie Treat Chart

DOGGIE TREATS!
followed by NEW food review: "Is there a Doctor in the House?" What exactly is in hot dogs!?
Who cares!.....We're sure you'd rather know what kind of things Hot Dogs are in!
Eric and Jeff thought they would share their findings to aid your confusion....why? Because we can!

1. The Bagel Doggies! Available: Costco Wholesale (aprox. $7/pack) A VERY tasty Treat enjoyed each year at the PSP New Years' party.
2. The Mini-keilbasa : tastes like a Bagel Doggie without the Bagel .....the torment of decision! Just don't be a jerk and take the bagel off of an actual bagel doggie!
3. The Corn Dog! Available: Big E fairgrounds (aprox. $3) This is the WORST food imaginable!.....We LOVE IT!
4. The Mini-Corn Dog Available: SUPER Wal*MART ! (aprox $6 pack) Very good dipped in mustard. Upsets the tummy very easily....but oh, you must eat them, for they are still corn dogs are heart!
5. The PRETZEL DOGGIE! Available: Pretzel Time at the mall! (aprox $2.95, but $4.50 and you get a soda meal deal!) The buttery juice of the pretzel mixed with the oils of the hot dog is very tasty. The price is a bit high for something not that filling; but just the thought makes my mouth water! Update!-the prices have skyrocketed since this review! Still working on a way to make these at home with the same wonderful tastiness!
6. "That Really Big Pretzel" Available: The Ground Round (aprox. $3) not your typical buttery mall pretzel, but rather a good doughy bavarian pretzel...... .......wait, sorry....this has no Doggie in it at all!
7. Chicken Fingers #A39 Available: Chinese Star (aprox.$6.50) Very tasty and golden fried batter. Pork Fried rice also very good. Where's the dog? ohhhhhhh!
8. Cheese Doggies Available: Also at SUPER Wal*Mart Looks like bagel doggie....but its not! Therefore we did not even try these.
9. Croissant Doggies! Available: in my fridge! Take some Pilsbury Croissant rolls and wrap a Hot Dog in it! Bake and enjoy! (We thought I was a genius for creating this, but then noticed the instructions on the side of the Croissant package! ) Jeff Tingley later realized that if you add butter and salt into the recipe, it comes close to the above mentioned Pretzel Doggie!

We will add more photos to help if we can take a picture before we eat them all up!

NEW EPILOGUE QUEST: IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!? (updated 12/29/06) These are all real and exist! If you have a Dr.P knock-off, send it to us so we may include it in this database!
Thank you to Brian Lepine for his many contributions!)

Dr. Pepper the original, found nationwide
Dr. Thunder Sams Choice/Wal*Mart brand 50 cents! what a bargain for a tasty beverage! (if you are brave, try the Sams Choice Mountain Lighting for a storm brewing in your mouth!)
Dr. Perfect Stop & Shop brand not bad, not great, but funny. Check out the "S" royal stamp....Sensational indeed.
Dr. Best! The SHASTA Brand! SHASTA!
Dr. Shaws Shaws brand! Says its "Cherry flavor cola" on the bottle....ruins the illusion, but tasty!
Pepper PhD The PSP's Monster Mash in MovieTown brand! (shameless plug)
Red Fusion The original Dr.Pepper's answer to Mountain Dew's Code Red. Jury still out on this one.
Dr.Sparkle (chosen beverage for 2003 "Tommy Lynch Roasted") Price Chopper brand! Sorta the "Tab" of the Dr.Industry. If you swish it around it can taste like just water.....but it is Sparkle!	image coming soon
Dr. Pop (chosen beverage for the 2004 "Brian Lepine Roasted") Not to be confused with Top Pop soda from Dave's Soda & Pet Food City, which is a decent bang for the buck. What the hell is this! Do not make the mistake of swigging it as the New Years eve ball drops...the excitement will quickly be ruined. Perhaps to more slowly savoured.	image coming soon
Dr.Bob (chosen beverage for 2005 PSP New Year's Eve) Brian found our next answer right under our noses! This beverage can be found at Stop & Shop! Perhaps it has replaced Dr.Perfect? But is the top secret formula the same? Tasters say that Dr.Thunder is better, but its better than the swill that is Dr.Pop!

*NOTE: We are an independant tester and not financially compensated for endorsing any of the above products.
....unlike Minute Maid beverages!...ooh ooh so good!

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