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Updated 7/1/04
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ARTS & LEISURE
  • PASSION REVIEW
  • Aiken Diet 
  • RRNE TV CRITIC

    • OPINION

  • Mad Man on the Street
  • Survivor!


    • NEWS TO KNOW

  • Quiznos Scientific breakthru!
  • Bible book signing
  • John Doe sues FBI
  • Search for Atlantis


    • ARCHIVES

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    		 NEWS ALERT:  U.S. HANDS OVER IRAQ 2 DAYS EARLY TO NEW GOVERNMENT SO EVERYONE CAN ENJOY SPIDERMAN 2 PREMIERE
    Bagdad, 6/28/04- It seems someone's "got a case of the Mondays!  Oh, boo hoo...now I got a country to run," said motivational job coach Cindy Muhamaded to the new Iraqi executive branch during an emergency meeting this morning.  It seems the country was not ready to take over until June 30th and now the months and months and months of planning are all thrown off and no one is sure what to do.
    "I've been spending years working with President Bush and I was told I had until Wedneday to take office," whined an unnamed source who now happens to be running the country. "Imagine how much more I could prepare in 457 days instead of the 455 I was given!"
    An inside leak from the new president claims they were all planning to get a few more rounds of golf in Monday and were "pissed when they had to work early." He later added "its okay, we always hit a sandpit anyway".

    WHO WILL AMERICA CHOOSE?
    WHO WILL GET VOTED OUT?
    WHO IS THE MOLE?


    NEWS ALERT:  RUMSFELD CLAIMS "THEY WERE DOIN' THAT PERVETED NAKED STUFF WHEN WE CAPTURED THEM!"

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    NECKLINES
    NBC's airs new Mark Burnette series "The Pope"
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    Contractor escaped from Civic Center project and ends up in Iraq.
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    Pres and VP answer to 9/11 commitee: "What happened in Vegas....stays in Vegas" 
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    NBC Friends reveal secret 10 year hatred!
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    Kerry wins Nader support by Recycling War medals
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    Survivor Boston Rob lowers Eastern MA literacy rate expectations
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    Bush allows staff to go on Ricki Lake to discuss 9/11.

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    Al Franken forgets he's a comedian
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